McDonald’s Employee Admits To Ejaculating In Their ‘Secret Sauce’ For 2 Years

One of McDonald’s employees is currently under arrest after he admitted to “ejaculating” in several hundred batches of the companies famed ‘secret sauce’ since 2014.

Evan Thomas, 26, had been an “outstanding employee, receiving employee of the month 5 times” according to the manager and coworkers at the Los Angeles, California location. The fact that
this happened was a shock to everybody at the restaurant, including the thousands of customers who may have consumed Thomas’ semen.

Thomas was caught by another employee when he exited the bathroom with a cup and was seen adding it to the ‘secret sauce’ container.

Hmm.... .Could that be his secret recipe?