Insanity: Man Tried Having Sex With An ATM??

 Lolz!! is there a limit to human insanity, especially when under the influence of alcohol or drugs??

This actually happened a couple of weeks ago, but i felt it necessary to publish it for the sake of those who possibly missed the gist.

Police on Friday arrested a Murfreesboro, Tenn., man who was allegedly trying to have intercourse with a bar's ATM around 9:30pm, the Daily News Journal reports. Per the police report, 49-year old Lonnie Jackson Hutton "pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals" and then attempted to have his way with the Boro Bar and Grill's cash machine. He "then began to walk ‘nude’ around the bar thrusting his hips in the air.” Police were called, and Hutton was told to wait on an
outdoor picnic table until the authorities showed up. Then things allegedly got weirder. Per the report, Hutton then "again exposed himself and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table." He was, somehow, only charged with public intoxication, WGNS Radio reports, having been observed unsteady and with slurred speech.